How do I get myself deported from USA?

Start your life as a citizen of another country (not an american) but move to the US as soon as you can. Once there you should commit some serious crimes which will give you a good chance of being deported when you get caught. If you don't get deported first time you can escape prison and try again.

Immigrate illegally then resist deportation

This is bs. I emigrated so many times that I can’t keep count. Finally got to us. I’ve nurseries soxteen times and keep getting prison. Stole cars. Prison. And it’s either life sentence or sentences to death. Haven’t been deported yet. There’s got to be a man update that changed how. I want to be redecorated from us for the ribbon